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Pub Joke 1

Posted by DMC on 15 September 2009 in Jokes |

A man went into a pub.

“Good evening, sir”, said the landlord, what would you like to drink?

“A large whiskey thank you”, said the man.

“That will £3.50”, said the landlord.

“No”, said the man, “I distinctly remember you invited me to have a drink. I thought it was very kind of you”.

The landlord turned to another customer, who was a solicitor, and ask for his support.  The solicitor said that he was very sorry, but the landlord had definitely made an offer and the man had accepted it, so he did not have to pay. The landlord was furious and turned the man out, telling him never to come back again. But about 10 minutes later the man reappeared.

“I thought I told you never to come back”, the landlord said.

“I’ve never been here before my life”, said the man.

“Then you must have a double”, said landlord.

“Thank you very much, I will and I’m sure my solicitor friend would like one too.”

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