If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of himÂ and never say its not quite as good as his mother’s
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t careÂ if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as ifÂ every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and lovesÂ you unconditionally, perpetually
..then adopt a dog..
BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never comeÂ when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hairÂ all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and onlyÂ comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existenceÂ is solely to ensure his happiness .,
..then adopt a cat!