May Day

Posted by DMC on 1 May 2010 in Diary |

I received, from HDTI, a CD beautifully illustrating the first of my inventions in a presentation form. Guy, the director, has already made contact with two major international firms with a view to setting up a presentation for me. Unfortunately he is  on holiday for the next couple of weeks so nothing much is going […]


If we only knew for sure

Posted by DMC on 1 May 2010 in Jokes |

If we only knew for sure Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because Tony watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne’s insistence on healthy foods and […]


23 really awful oldies

Posted by DMC on 1 May 2010 in Jokes |

1. Two blondes walk into a building……….you’d think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message – ‘…If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key…’ 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, ‘Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.’ 4. I went […]

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