A man was driving his large Bentley down a winding countryÂ lane. As he approached a sharp corner he met a lady in a Mini who was forced to mount the grass verge to avoid the Bentley. She wound down her window and shouted out, â€œPig!â€
The driver of the Bentley was so annoyed that he wound down his window and shouted back, â€œSilly old bitch!â€
He then drove slowly forward and, as he rounded the corner, he saw a large pig squatting in the middle of the lane.